“A Dozen Reasons Why McCain Won’t Win: Money-Back Guarantee”

Here are a dozen, guaranteed, money-back reasons why John McCain won’t be the next president. (I can only offer a limited-time, money-back guarantee, since unfortunately I can’t control world events.)

1. The McBush factor. McCain’s support of the Iraq War will make it impossible for him to break from Bush, the most unpopular president in living memory. The photo/video of McCain hugging and being kissed by Bush will become increasingly embedded in the collective consciousness of the American people as the months roll on. See the McCain on Bush YouTube Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U5KZzgaB2k&feature=related

2. The Republican factor. Yes, McCain is a Republican. He will not be able to deny this fact. Currently, this is not the best party to have behind you in a push to the White House. Witness the recent loss of three traditionally Republican congressional seats and the declining number of Americans willing to identify themselves as Republicans. And then there are the comments of Congressman Tom Davis. “The political atmosphere facing House Republicans this November is the worst since Watergate and is far more toxic than it was in 2006” (NY Times, May 15th, 2008).

3. The Last War Syndrome. McCain and the operatives running his campaign are like generals fighting the last war. They are still convinced that negative advertising will be as successful against Obama as it was against Kerry. However, “The Times They are A-Changin.” And this leads to the next factor.

4. The Change Factor: Hillary tried experience, but this race is about change and the future. McCain appears to be operating a time machine that has only a reverse gear.

5. The Money Factor: Obama can raise a lot more, and a lot more quickly…..enough said.

6. The Age Factor: McCain’s age will hurt him. (I am not claiming that this is fair, but it seems to be a fact. Older voters are especially concerned about McCain’s age.)

7. The Not So Straight-talk Factor: McCain has built his reputation on being a man of principle. This has two features: he believes in something and he sticks with what he believes in. McCain has recently begun to backpedal on principles and commitments. He is vulnerable to being viewed as a flip-flopper, if not dishonest, which will undermine his hitherto greatest strength. See “The Carpetbagger Report” for an extensive list of McCain’s Flip-flops.

8. The Organizational Factor: The evidence thus far suggests that Obama has a far better campaign organization. There will be a volunteer gap, that is, Obama will have a lot more of them and they will be more enthusiastic than McCain’s campaign workers.

9. The Skeleton Factor: The Keating Five and lobbyists, need I say more.

10. The Anger Problem: It’s real.

11. The Crass and Crude Comment Problem: A corollary to the anger problem. He has made outrageous, crude, sometimes vile remarks, and most Americans don’t know about them, yet. For examples, see article here.

12. And last, but not least, The Lack of Background in Economics Factor. McCain has acknowledged that he needs to read up on economics. Not great for building confidence in a candidate in the midst of a recession.

Okay, that’s twelve. But let’s make it a baker’s dozen.

13. The “My Friends” Factor. I don’t believe that Americans will be prepared to live with four or eight years of being addressed by John McCain as, “My Friends,” especially when it is followed by that rather strange little grin.

UPDATE: 8/30/08 Due to McCain’s choice of Sarah Palin as his VP, I am afraid that I must add another point to this list, even though it takes it beyond a baker’s dozen. (I have been tempted to add other points, but this one is too big to resist.)

#14. Palin will eventually prove to be a bad choice for VP, especially after McCain promised to be very careful in his selection due to his age. Given the sheer political nature of this choice (i.e., to gain votes), he will have to give up his slogan, Country First. Can you imagine the totally inexperienced Palin eyeball to eyeball with Putin? How about eyeball to eyeball with any senator, except for Alaska’s Ted Stevens, in the Senate? ( Just think for a moment about how the debate with Biden is going to go.) Hey, John, your answer to every problem is not to pick a pretty woman. Just because Cindy helped put expensive shoes on your feet….See “McCain Just Lost the Election with a Hail Mary (or Political Ambition 21, Country 0)” Link Here.

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  1. On May 16, 2008 at 2:07 am John McCain » “A Dozen Reasons Why McCain Won’t Win: Money-Back Guarantee” Said:

    [...] Tom wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptHere are a dozen, guaranteed, money-back reasons why John McCain won’t be the next president. (I can only offer a limited-time, money-back guarantee, since unfortunately I can’t control world events.) 1. The McBush factor. McCain’s support of the Iraq War will make it impossible for him to break from Bush, the most unpopular president in living memory. The photo of McCain hugging and being kissed by Bush will become increasingly embedded in the collective consciousness of the American people as the months roll on. 2. The Republican factor. Yes, McCain is a Republican. He will not be able to deny this fact. Currently, this is not the best party to have behind you in a push to the White House. Witness the recent loss of three traditionally Republican congressional seats and the declining number of Americans willing to identify themselves as Republicans. And [...] [...]

  2. On May 16, 2008 at 2:27 am My new WordPress MU Site » Blog Archive » “A Dozen Reasons Why McCain Won’t Win: Money-Back Guarantee” Said:

    [...] media@politico.com (Gebe Martinez) wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptThe Organizational Factor: The evidence thus far suggests that Obama has a far better campaign organization. There will be a volunteer gap, that is, Obama will have a lot more of them and they will be more enthusiastic than McCain’s … [...]

  3. On May 16, 2008 at 5:47 am sheeba Said:

    Clinton takes Indiana by a ‘razor’ and Obama wins North Carolina by a huge margin. Nevertheless, Kentucky, Montana and West Virginia are still to come.

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    Obama Supporters:

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    Clinton Supporters too …. !

    It takes a moment, but what’s a few minutes now worth to get Clinton in office?! Those are really worth !

    Sending a note to current Clinton supporters lets them know it’s appreciated, sending a note to current Obama supporters can hopefully sway them to change their vote to Clinton, and sending a note to the uncommitted folks will hopefully sway them to vote for Clinton. It’s that easy…

  4. On May 19, 2008 at 5:52 pm fleisch Said:

    I’m glad to see you mention the “My Friends” factor. Every time I hear him say that, in my head it gets translated to “you stupid suckers”.

  5. On May 25, 2008 at 8:46 am All Spin Zone » What Harms John McCain’s Candidacy Most? Said:

    [...] Mitchell has some very sound reasoning there, but what’s the most important factor? Here’s the top four in Mitch’s list, but please go read the rest: 1. The McBush factor. McCain’s support of the Iraq War will make it [...]

  6. On June 3, 2008 at 3:43 pm quan Said:

    it’s that 13th reason…thanks, for writing it. I cringe every time I hear it. Now, I cannot abide it when an actual friend of mine says, “my friend”.

  7. On June 9, 2008 at 3:39 pm McCain? Nope! « Direct Receiving: Aliman’s Blog Said:

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  8. On July 25, 2008 at 1:58 am Jack Said:

    “LobbyDelegtes.com is a great tool, I have contacted all my State Delegates for free through email, I have come accross another tool from the same company http://www.statedemocracy.org its also free and I can contact my lawmakers, apply for an absentee ballot & voter registration and on election day I can locate my polling places. Great tool…. use it”

  9. On August 20, 2008 at 7:14 pm Dan Said:

    Gee, and today McCain moved ahead of the positive, inexperienced, dripping with money, non flip-flopper with no skeletons in the closet, above the crass and the crude and an economic wizard who would never address the public as “my friends”, our savior whose feet we kiss, Mr Obama, in the polls! What’s going on? I fainted, I fainted, when he spoke. There are ten guaranteed reasons he will win…just, pay no attention to the polls.

  10. On August 29, 2008 at 3:55 pm McCain Just Lost the Election with a Hail Mary « UP@NIGHT Said:

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